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Exploding Views is the third studio album by British indie rock musician SJ Esau. It was released on FromSCRATCH Records in 2014 on vinyl, CD, and digital format. \"The Pull\" features contributions from Doseone and Charlotte Nicholls. A DVD release of the album containing videos for each track has been announced for late 2014.
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