Ciarán Kelly is an Irish professional footballer who plays for EFL League Two club Bradford City. He previously played for St Patrick's Athletic, the club where he started his professional career. He has also spent one season at Drogheda United as well as 3 seasons with Bohemians, where he was loaned out to NIFL Premiership side Ballymena United for 6 months.
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