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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?","punchline":"A stick.","id":193}

{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}

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Major-General Corran William Brooke Purdon was an Irish-born career soldier in the British Army, who took part in the raid on St Nazaire as a commando for which he was awarded the Military Cross. He was subsequently a prisoner in Colditz Castle.

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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}

{"fact":"If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 \u00b0F.","length":70}

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St. Xavier's Loyola Hall is a Catholic school that offers primary, secondary and higher secondary education in Ahmedabad, Gujarat, India. Since 2006, it has been a co-educational school; prior to 2006, it was an all-boys school.

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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}

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{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}

{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Where do programmers like to hangout?","punchline":"The Foo Bar.","id":17}