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Beg tse is an extinct species of neoceratopsian dinosaurs from the early Cretaceous Ulaanoosh Formation of Mongolia. B. tse is the only species in the genus Beg, known from a partial skull and very fragmentary postcrania. It represents the most basal neoceratopsian currently known.
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\nCamilo Diaz Gregorio was a Roman Catholic bishop.
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