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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Crossing the River","displaytitle":"Crossing the River","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5188680","titles":{"canonical":"Crossing_the_River","normalized":"Crossing the River","display":"Crossing the River"},"pageid":16096176,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Crossing_the_River_cvr.jpg","width":256,"height":390},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Crossing_the_River_cvr.jpg","width":256,"height":390},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1181901027","tid":"9227774d-7384-11ee-8761-4bba6e33f342","timestamp":"2023-10-25T22:19:32Z","description":"1993 novel by Caryl Phillips","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossing_the_River","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossing_the_River?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossing_the_River?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Crossing_the_River"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossing_the_River","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Crossing_the_River","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossing_the_River?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Crossing_the_River"}},"extract":"Crossing the River is a historical novel by British author Caryl Phillips, published in 1993. The Village Voice calls it \"a fearless reimagining of the geography and meaning of the African diaspora.\" The Boston Globe said, \"Crossing the River bears eloquently chastened testimony to the shattering of black lives.\"","extract_html":"
Crossing the River is a historical novel by British author Caryl Phillips, published in 1993. The Village Voice calls it \"a fearless reimagining of the geography and meaning of the African diaspora.\" The Boston Globe said, \"Crossing the River bears eloquently chastened testimony to the shattering of black lives.\"
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{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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