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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the submarine industry?","punchline":"It really took a dive...","id":95}
{"type":"general","setup":"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"Let's go ride bikes!","id":140}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?","punchline":"Because they might peel!","id":340}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't React developers like nature?","punchline":"They prefer the virtual DOM.","id":411}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pirates not know the alphabet?","punchline":"They always get stuck at \"C\".","id":349}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the big flower say to the littler flower?","punchline":"Hi, bud!","id":167}
{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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