{"type":"standard","title":"Plestiodon parviauriculatus","displaytitle":"Plestiodon parviauriculatus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5127077","titles":{"canonical":"Plestiodon_parviauriculatus","normalized":"Plestiodon parviauriculatus","display":"Plestiodon parviauriculatus"},"pageid":67059672,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2a/Plestiodon_parviauriculatus_distribution.png/330px-Plestiodon_parviauriculatus_distribution.png","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Plestiodon_parviauriculatus_distribution.png","width":1259,"height":944},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1187102249","tid":"df548ce6-8d2c-11ee-bf0f-48023bbb29bd","timestamp":"2023-11-27T13:57:16Z","description":"Species of reptile","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plestiodon_parviauriculatus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plestiodon_parviauriculatus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plestiodon_parviauriculatus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Plestiodon_parviauriculatus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plestiodon_parviauriculatus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Plestiodon_parviauriculatus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plestiodon_parviauriculatus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Plestiodon_parviauriculatus"}},"extract":"Plestiodon parviauriculatus, the northern pigmy skink, is a species of lizard which is endemic to Mexico.","extract_html":"
Plestiodon parviauriculatus, the northern pigmy skink, is a species of lizard which is endemic to Mexico.
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