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Gallium (68Ga) gozetotide or Gallium (68Ga) PSMA-11, sold under the brand name Illuccix among others, is a radiopharmaceutical made of 68Ga conjugated to a inhibitor of the enzyme prostate-specific membrane antigen (PSMA) known as Glu-Urea-Lys(Ahx)-HBED-CC. It is used for imaging prostate cancer by positron emission tomography (PET). The PSMA inhibitor specifically directs the radiolabeled imaging agent towards the prostate cancerous lesions in men.
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