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The US 202 Parkway Trail is a multi-use trail in the U.S. state of Pennsylvania that follows the U.S. Route 202 parkway between Montgomery Township in Montgomery County and Doylestown Township in Bucks County. The trail has a length of 8.4 miles (13.5 km). Access to the US 202 Parkway Trail is provided through numerous trailheads along the route. The trail was constructed along with the US 202 parkway beginning in 2008 and was completed in 2012.
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